he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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