I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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