i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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