And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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