I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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