i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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