So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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