It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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