belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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