I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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