her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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