I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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