Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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