thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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