I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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