i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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