make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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