the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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