You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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