Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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