he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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