Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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