And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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