STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
there is glitter all over my balls
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