ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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