she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am midnight drunk by noon
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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