Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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