im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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