she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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