Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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