He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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