Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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