i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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