i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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