I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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