Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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