On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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