I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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