giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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