So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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