As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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