Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
two words: eviction party
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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