So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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