I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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