Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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