Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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