Quick, to the slutcave!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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