I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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