Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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