summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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