When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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