What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He did a backflip because drugs
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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