is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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