my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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