butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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