"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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