well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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