i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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