Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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